1. Sonny and Cher open the show with ""Our Day Will Come"" and banter about Sonny wanting to make a statue of himself out of granite to be remembered by. In a comedy blackout, Laverne (Cher) tells Alvin (Sonny) and Herbie (regular Ted Zeigler) that she's looking for a job in show business.2. ""The Battle Of the Sexes"" -- Cher plays a liberated working wife who upsets her husband (Sonny) when she brings her male secretary (Andy) home with her before they leave on a business trip to Acapulco.3. Twiggy sings ""Pieces Of April""4. Andy portrays the President-elect Jimmy Carter's aide on his first trip to the White House.5. Cher sings ""More Than You Know""6. Twiggy appears as an island queen delivering a farewell speech to her only subject.7. ""In the Beginning"" -- Sonny and regular Ted Zeigler tell the story of how life insurance began.8. Sonny and Cher perform a medley of ""Never Can Say Goodbye"" and ""Best Of My Love""9. ""Mother Goose"" -- Sherlock Holmes (Andy) and Dr. Watson (Sonny) solve