Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom S2 E9 -

Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom S2 E9 - "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation

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Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.

Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
Man Turns Home into Home Depot
"Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People